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“Hi？Is this the mental hospital？”
“Yes，it is.”
“Can I speak to Mr. Scott in room ten？
“One moment and I‘ll connect you…。I’m sorry，Mr. Scott in not answering.”
“Good. That means I must have really escaped.”
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