Military Joke(6)
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands，he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the channel and soon the port was far behind. The ensign‘s efficiency has been remarkable. In fact，the deck was abuzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting a destroyer under way. The ensign glowed at his accomplishment and was not all surprised when another seaman approached him with a message from the captain. He was，however，a bit surprised to find that it was a radio message，and he was even more surprised when he read，“My personal congratulations upon completing your underway preparation exercise according to the book and with amazing speed. In your haste，however，you have overlooked one of the unwritten rules――Make Sure The Captain Is Aboard Before Getting Under Way.”
幽默 笑話本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/84820.html
相關文章
-
Kid Joke(21)
A little boy went up to his grandfather and asked，“Grandpa，can you make a sound like a frog？”When the grandfather asked why，the boy replied，“Because daddy said when you croak we‘re all going to...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
Bagpipe jokes
Q： Why do bagpipers walk when they play？ A： To get away from the noise. Q： What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper？ A： Good question. We're still trying to find out too. Bagpipes （nou...
2018-12-10 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：my soul 我的靈魂（雙語）
I'm getting into Mindfulness! I need to take care of my soul!我正進入正念!我需要照顧我的靈魂!I've heard it makes you real fat ...我聽說它讓你真正的肥胖…It was dropped它被拋棄了 ...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
第90期雙語笑話加練習題 青蛙的電話（1）
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . " The frog says, "This i...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
有沒有人對他這陣兒掛出來的畫作感興趣
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display."I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied."The good news is...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
![身材走樣的加菲貓-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫](/writing/e/extend/timthumb.php?src=/writing/d/file/humor/small7a735d71d20ea643a08b3e54c1b4d92c1540881244.jpg&w=224&h=120&zc=1)
身材走樣的加菲貓-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
garfield:i'm out of shape.加菲貓：我的身材走樣了。garfield:i think i'll take up jogging.加菲貓：我認為我應該從事慢跑。garfield:(pant,pant,pant,pant)加菲貓：喘息聲。garfield:whew!made it.加菲貓：哎呦，...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
英文笑話:Phua Chu Kang
Phua Chu Kang walked into a bank at World Trade Centre and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Batam （an island near Singapore） on business for two days and needed to borrow $5，00...
2018-12-26 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹135：惡作劇(中英)
Now, what I did to a guy I didn't like one night is a classic:有一天晚上，我針對一個自己討厭的人所做的事情簡直是妙極了:I saw him at a restaurant with his "other woman" seated in the corner of t...
2018-11-01 英語笑話 -
不做作業(yè)的理由最直接的理由
最直接的理由 What homework? 什么作業(yè)？ (裝傻時請自覺配合表情）歡迎來論壇分享更多：http://bbs.ebigear.com/thread-227497-1-1.html ...
2018-11-25 英語笑話
