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- “How are you getting on with your football，Jack？” “Well，Dad，pretty good. The coach said I was one of the team‘s greatest drawbacks！”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續...
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- A very intelligent boy was fortunate enough to be receiving a far better education than his parents had enjoyed，and his vocabulary far outstripped theirs. One day he came home from school and s...
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- A woman，on meeting a psychologist at a party，made a pitch for some free professional advice.“What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday？”she asked. “First...
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- Joan and her neighbor are talking about their daughters，Joan says，my daughter is at the university. She‘s very bright，you know. Every time we get a letter from her we have to go to the dictionar...
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- John and Tony were in the bar，pondering over Tony‘s problems.“Andrea and I want to get married，”said Tony，“but we can’t find anywhere to live.” “Why don‘t you live with Andrea’s paren...
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- The pastor preached about the beautiful kingdom of heaven and asked the congregation“how many of you would like to go to heaven from here？”everybody raised up their hands except a little lad...
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- One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said，“Honey what‘s wrong？”He said，“Mom，I jus...
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- A mother says to her small son who is being mean as usual，“How do you expect to ever get into Heaven？”To this her son replies“I figure I‘ll just run in and out the pearly gates until St. Pet...
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- The other day I was talking to my six-year-old son，Mack. I was getting after him about his behavior. I said to him，“Mack do you know the difference between right and wrong”？He looked perplexed，s...
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- Two grapes go on a date. At the end of the date the boy grape took the girl grape home gave her a kiss and told her that it was their only date. She started to cry and when he asked her if she...
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- The parents of a difficult boy were discussing what to give him for a birthday present. The mother said，“Let‘s buy him a bicycle.” “Well，”said the father，“maybe but do you think it will...
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- After spending all day putting in a new cement walk，Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it. After screaming viciously at the kids，he came back inside，o...
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- Little Jackie‘s mother was on the telephone with the child’s dentist.“I don‘t understand it，”she complained“I thought his treatment would only cost $20.00，but you have charged me $80.00.”...
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- A small girl sat in front of the television watching a news program on teenage run away.“Mommy，”she asked.“Why do people run away？”The mother thought for a moment about the numerous reasons...
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- My wife decided to meet some of the children residing at our emergency shelter. Realizing that she was the wife of the Development Coordinator，a young child asked if we were husband and wife to...
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- The comments of a young mother：Before I got married，I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼...
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- A man was speeding down the highway and a cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket after staring at it he asked，“WHEN‘S THE RAFFLE？”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續...
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- Two kids talking：“Have you noticed，if you pass your exams everyone says you get your brains from your parents，but if you fail your exams everyone says you‘re stupid.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話...
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- Child：Mom！Can I have a piece of your gum（Certs），please？ Mom：Sweetie. This is a breath freshener gum. It might be too strong for you. Child：No it won‘t，Mom. See（while flexing his arm muscles），I have bi...
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- 第一次坐飛機 約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機，他讀過許多關于飛行事故的報道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛行時，約翰遜先生非常擔心，不敢接受。不過，由于朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終于...
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- The elderly gentleman was obviously enjoying the company of a beautiful young lady in a lively party，when his wife came up to him and said，in an unnecessarily loud voice，“Honey I hope you are no...
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- A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked，“Mummy，mummy please make the apple naked for me.” After being stung by a bee a child told her mother，“The bee kissed me so...
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- 第一次與最后一次 喬治35歲時買了架小型飛機，并開始學習駕駛。不久，他就能很嫻熟地駕機做各種各樣的特技飛行了。 喬治有個朋友名叫馬克。一天，喬治主動邀請馬克乘他的飛機上天兜一圈。馬克心想，“我乘大客...
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- 釘子還是蒼蠅？ 一位視力正在衰退的老紳士住進了一家旅館的客房。他雙手各拿一瓶酒。在墻上有只蒼蠅，他誤以為是枚釘子。他把兩只瓶子朝上一掛，瓶子掉下來摔碎了，酒灑了一地。一個女服務員發現發生的事情以后，對...
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- 其余的事由我負責 一位車上的列車員剛發出信號讓火車啟動，這時他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上一節打開的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。 “快點，小姐！”他喊道：“請把門關上。” “噢，我還...
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