Ze Frank在Ted英語演講：你是人類么？(中英雙語+)
Ze Frank在Ted英語演講：你是人類么？(中英雙語+)
(Music) This is the human test, a test to see if you are a human. Please raise your hand if something applies to you. Are we agreed? Yes? Then let's begin.
（音樂）這是個人類測試， 測試你是否為人。 如果這些事曾發生在你身上請舉手。 同意嗎？好。 我們開始吧。
Have you ever eaten a booger long past your childhood? (Laughter) It's okay, it's safe here.
你是否曾吃過鼻屎， 而且是在長大之后？ （笑聲） 沒關系，我們不會說出去.
Have you ever made a small, weird sound when you remembered something embarrassing?
你是否曾經在想起尷尬時刻時 發出微小的怪聲？
Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come across as sad or disappointed? (Laughter) Okay.
你是否曾經故意 將英文首字小寫 以表示傷心或失望？ （笑聲） 好的。
Have you ever ended a text with a period as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.
你是否曾在句末加上句點， 以表示不爽？好。句點。
Have you ever laughed or smiled when someone said something shitty to you and then spent the rest of the day wondering why you reacted that way? Yes.
你是否曾大笑或微笑 應對別人對你說的垃圾話 然后花一整天的時間 都在想你為什么會做出那種反應。 有。
Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket a thousand times as you walked from the check-in to the gate? Yes.
你是否曾把飛機票弄丟 好幾百遍， 就在你從柜臺走到機門這段路上。 有的。
Have you ever put on a pair of pants and then much later realized that there was a loose sock smushed up against your thigh? (Laughter) Good.
你是否曾穿上長褲 許久后才發現 大腿處卡了只襪子？ （笑聲） 很好。
Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password so many times that it locked their account? Mmm.
你是否試圖猜測某人的密碼 卻多次猜錯導致那賬號被鎖？ 嗯。
Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day you will be discovered as a fraud? Yes, it's safe here.
你是否有種不安感 怕有天會被發現自己很虛假？ 沒關系，這里很安全。
Have you ever hoped that there was some ability you hadn't discovered yet that you were just naturally great at? Mmm.
你是否曾希望自己有某些能力， 雖然未被發掘， 但你在那方面就是天賦異稟？ 嗯。
Have you ever broken something in real life, and then found yourself looking for an "undo" button in real life?
你是否曾在現實生活中搞壞某樣東西 然后發現自己 在現實生活中找尋復原鍵？
Have you ever misplaced your TED badge and then immediately started imagining what a three-day Vancouver vacation might look like?
你是否曾把 TED 名牌搞丟 然后開始想象 這三天可以到會場外的溫哥華市區逛逛？
Have you ever marveled at how someone you thought was so ordinary could suddenly become so beautiful?
你是否曾感到驚艷， 怎么你一直認為很平凡的人 突然間變得這么美麗？
Have you ever stared at your phone smiling like an idiot while texting with someone? Have you ever subsequently texted that person the phrase "I'm staring at the phone smiling like an idiot"?
你是否曾盯著手機 邊傳簡訊邊笑得跟傻子一樣？ 你是否曾接著傳簡訊給那人， 告訴他：“我正盯著手機， 笑得跟傻子一樣？”
Have you ever been tempted to, and then gave in to the temptation, of looking through someone else's phone?
你是否曾經非常非常想， 想到實在忍不住， 就偷看了別人的手機？
Have you ever had a conversation with yourself and then suddenly realized you're a real asshole to yourself?
你是否曾跟自己對話， 講到后來突然覺得 你干嘛對自己那么兇？
Has your phone ever run out of battery in the middle of an argument, and it sort of felt like the phone was breaking up with both of you?
你是否曾經在吵架時 突然手機沒電， 感覺好像電話 在跟你們兩人分手？
Have you ever thought that working on an issue between you was futile because it should just be easier than this, or this is supposed to happen just naturally? Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run, just happens naturally?
你是否想過 解決你們之間的問題毫無意義， 因為照理說不應該這么難， 或是這種問題理應自然解決？ 但回過頭來，你是否發現 只有極少數問題自然解決？
Have you ever woken up blissfully and suddenly been flooded by the awful remembrance that someone had left you?
你是否曾開心的醒來， 卻突然涌入難受的回憶， 想起某人已經離開你了？
Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future without a person that no longer was in your life? Have you ever looked back on that event with the sad smile of autumn and the realization that futures will happen regardless?
你是否曾無法想象 你的生命中少了某個人 未來會是如何？ 你是否曾在回顧過去時 浮現傷心的一抹微笑， 發現未來仍有很長的路 在等著你？
Congratulations. You have now completed the test. You are all human.
恭喜各位。 你們都完成測試。 大家都是人。
(Applause)
單詞筆記：
1.apply to:適用于；應用于
2.aggression:n. 侵略；進攻；侵犯；侵害
3.run out of用完
run的用法：
vi. 經營；奔跑；運轉
vt. 管理，經營；運行；參賽
n. 奔跑；賽跑；趨向；奔跑的路程
常用搭配：
in the long run 長遠；終究
long run adj. 長期的 n. 最后
run in 跑進；試車；順便探訪；拘留
run away 逃跑；失控
run on 繼續，繼續下去；連續不斷；流逝；涉及
run out 用完；耗盡；跑出；到期；伸向
on the run 在逃；奔波；跑著
run into someone 偶然遇見某人
run into 遭遇，陷入；撞上，撞到；偶然遇見
run for 競選；匆匆去取；趕緊去請
run through 跑著穿過；瀏覽；刺；揮霍
in the short run 從短期看，在不久的將來
run out of 用完
run with 鼓勵；與…一起跑；與…交往
run wild 失去控制；變得荒蕪
run at 沖過去襲擊
run from 逃避，飛奔以逃離
run counter to 違反；與…背道而馳
run time 運行時間；電腦運作時間
run off 逃跑；印出；流掉；進行決賽
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