Belated birthday--誤期生日
One day after work,I was driving my two sons home from school when Christopher asked if we could stop by a store so he could by a birthday gift to take to the school the next day. I said,“sure,but why?”he proceeded to tell me that tomorrow would be George Washington‘s birthday,and he want to take him a gift.
His older brother,Richard,looked at Christopher and said,“he is dead,stipid!”
Christopher‘s quick reply was,“darn,I knew we should have bought it sooner!”
一天下班之后,我開車到學(xué)校接兩個孩子回家時,克里斯托弗問我能否在商店門口停一下車,他要買份生日禮物。我說:“當(dāng)然可以了,不過是什么原因呢?”于是他告訴我說明天是喬治?華盛頓的生日,他想送他一份禮物。
他的哥哥理查德看著他說:“他已經(jīng)死了,你這個笨家伙!”
克里斯托弗迅速的回答道:“唉,早就知道我們該早點買禮物的了!”
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