外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹311：陸軍與海軍的較量(中英)
An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom. As the Army guy was walking out, the Navy guy id，while washing his hands，"In the Navy，they teach us to wash our hands before leaving; the restroom.” Then the Army guy replied, "Well，in the Army，they teach us not to pee on our hands!”
一個陸軍士兵和一個海軍士兵在一個公共衛生間碰面，當陸軍士兵從咀面走出來時，正在洗手的海軍士兵說:“在海軍，我們學到了上_完廁所后要洗手。”接著陸軍士兵回答說:“在陸軍，沒有人教我們往手里撒尿!”
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