One day，a man on a golf course，was having a really lousy game. Just as he was about to hit the ball，he heard a voice behind him.“Ribbit 9 iron，ribbit 9 iron.”He turned around and there was a fro...
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
"Your husband is very sick," the...
The Beat Salesman in the World Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay." " I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything....
It's always me
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"
The...
When his teenage son asked to borrow twenty dollar，the man said，“Son，don‘t you realize that there are more important things in life than money？” “Yes，sir，”the youth replied，“I do. But you ne...
Dumas One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas,the great French novelist, with his ancestry． "Why," snarled the fellow,"you are a quadroon；your father was a mulatto,and your grandfather was a negro．"...
Lucky Mother A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening， she was giving her small daughterher tea before...
Why is he crying?
Mum: Why are you crying?
Tommy: I cleaned the bird cage and the canary disappeared.
Mum: How did you clean it?
Tommy: With a vacuum cle...
You Never Called A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But y...
