知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇017：Do you pay taxes? 你納稅了嗎（中英+）
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditorwho had come to review his records.
一個神色緊張的納稅人正悶悶不樂地和前來查帳的國稅局的稅務(wù)審計(jì)員交談。
At one point the auditor exclaimed,"Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilegeto be allowed to live and work in the USA.
審計(jì)員一度大聲地說，“Carelton先生，我們認(rèn)為能在美國生活和工作是莫大的榮幸，
As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes,and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile"
而作為一個美國公民，您也有納稅的義務(wù)。我們希望您能無比樂意地帶著微笑來納稅。”
"Thank goodness"returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face,"I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash."
“謝天謝地”，Carelton先生咧著嘴大笑地回答，“我還以為你們是要我?guī)еX來交稅呢！”
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