男人們制定的“婦女守則”（系列1）
這是一篇既有趣又有一定真實性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人們的心理。與大家分享一下，希望你們也會喜歡。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規則，以下是我們的規則。注意！所有的規則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。
#1 Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
第一條：生日、情人節、以及周年紀念日，并不能用來驗證我們是否會再給你們買最理想的節日禮物！
#1 Shopping is Not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
第一條：購物不是一項運動。不，我們永遠不會把它看成是一項運動。
#1 Sunday=sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
第一條：就像月圓月缺、潮漲潮落一樣，星期日=運動。順其自然吧。
（源自《看幽默故事學英語》 通訊員廈門大學魏紅心供稿 英語點津陳蓓編輯）
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