每日一笑：十大最經典的店鋪口號(10.14)
十大最經典的店鋪口號
1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."
中文翻譯：
1. 一家消聲器店外："根本不用預約，我們聽到你來了！"
2. 酒店門外："幫幫忙！我們缺少常住小酒館的人。"
3. 接待室的桌上："三個一輪！我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個推銷員！注：第二個剛剛離開。"
4. 獸醫的候診室："稍候5分鐘。趴下，別動！"
5. 在電氣公司："如果你送來鈔票，我們會很高興；如果你不送，就會被斷電。"
6. 電腦專賣店門上："出去找一個更快的字節。"
7. 餐館櫥窗："別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒，進來吧，吃頓飽飯！"
8. 在保齡球館："保持安靜，我們需要傾聽大頭針落地。"
9. 在墓地的前院："開車當心，我們會等著你的。"
10. 在咨詢師辦公室："變老是由上帝控制的，變聰明是由自己控制的。"
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