每日一笑（11.26）
Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little
boy and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny.
When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are
twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time
I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a
reward."
丟手提包
一個女人丟了手提包，有一個誠實(shí)的小孩撿到后交還給了她。
她看了看錢包，說：“嗯，這么有趣，我丟的時(shí)候里面是一張20美元，現(xiàn)
在成了20張一美元。”
“沒錯，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我撿到錢包時(shí)，那位夫人沒
有零錢獎賞給我。”
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