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Shave head 刮頭

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Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."

前些日子,有一男的來到我的理發(fā)店,問剪一個頭要多少錢。

“八美元,”我告訴他。

“那,刮次胡子呢?”

“五美元”。

“那行”,那男的邊說邊坐到了理發(fā)椅上,“來,給我刮刮頭吧”。

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