The Miracle Doctor
The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little in medcical jargon, then tells Mr. Smith, “I don’t think you need any vitamin supplements.What you need is jar number 43.”
Jar number 43? Mr. Smith wonders. So the doctor brings the jar labeled with the number 43 and tells Mr. Smith to taste it. He taste it and immediataly spits it out, “This is too acid!” he yells.
“I just restored your impaired sense of taste Mr. Smith,” says the docor.
So Mr. Smith goes home very mad. One month later, Mr. Smith goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, “Doc,” he starts, “ I can’t remember!”
The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little and tells Mr. Smith, “What you need is jar number 43…”
Before the doctor finished his sentence, Mr. Smith shrank back and fled the office.
城里來了一個神奇的醫生。據說他能用自己研制的復合沖劑和膠囊治好任何人，除了城里愛挑毛病的史密斯先生，所有的人都覺得他醫術很神奇。史密斯覺得醫生的名聲被夸大了，于是他去找這個神醫，想證明他沒有什么過人之處。他來到醫生的診所，對醫生說，“喂，醫生，我失去味覺了，嘗不出任何味道，怎么辦呢？”
醫生搔了搔腦袋，用醫生的術語嘀咕了一會兒，然后告訴史密斯，“我認為你不需要任何維生素方面的補充，你需要的是43號的罐子。”
43號的罐子？史密斯先生感到莫名其妙。于是，醫生拿出了一個貼著43號標簽的罐子讓史密斯先生嘗一嘗。史密斯嘗了一口，立即吐了出來，“太酸了！”他大叫。
“我只是想恢復你那損壞的味覺，史密斯先生，”醫生說道。
史密斯回到家里，十分生氣。一個月后，史密斯先生帶著一個新問題又去找醫生。“醫生，”他說，“我記不起東西了。”
醫生搔了搔腦袋，嘀咕了一會兒，對史密斯先生說道: “你需要的是43號罐子…….”
醫生還沒有說完,史密斯先生就縮了回去,飛一般地離開了診室。
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