當(dāng)一個人向朋友自豪地炫耀他的新公寓時
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
當(dāng)一個人向朋友自豪地炫耀他的新公寓時,一個大學(xué)生走進(jìn)書房。”什么是大銅鑼和錘子?”他的一個朋友問他。”那是會說話的鐘,”那人回答。”它怎么工作的呢?”“看,”那人說,接著給鑼跟前用錘子。突然,一個人的尖叫聲從墻的另一邊,“別敲了,你這白癡!現(xiàn)在是早上二點(diǎn).
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