以顯示自己能做些什么
Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, "T Square, show your stuff." The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle.
The next guy, an accountant, called to his dog, "Slide Rule, go ahead." The dog went to the kitchen, nibbled opened a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles.
The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, Beaker, to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge, took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup.
The last man was a government worker. "Coffee Break," he hollered to his dog, "go to it". With that, the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookies and drank the milk.
四個朋友在為誰的狗最聰明而爭吵。第一個男人，一個工程師，叫他的狗，“T廣場，顯示你的東西。”狗走到桌邊，拿出紙和筆，畫了一個完美的三角形。
旁邊的一個男人，一個會計師，叫他的狗，“滑尺，去吧。”狗去了廚房，用嘴咬開一袋餅干，分成四等份。
下一個人，一個化學(xué)家，招呼他的狗，燒杯，以顯示自己能做些什么。狗去了冰箱，拿出一夸脫牛奶并精確地把八十盎司到一個測量杯。
最后一位是政府職員。”喝咖啡休息時間，”他向他的狗說，“去吧”。這樣，狗跳起來，弄臟了的紙上，吃著餅干，喝牛奶。
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