他讓我給一位女士讓座。
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
小約翰告訴媽媽：“早上我和爸爸坐公車時(shí)，他讓我給一位女士讓座。”
“好，你做得對(duì)。”媽媽說(shuō)。
“但是，媽媽，我那時(shí)正坐在爸爸的大腿上。”
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