God and Grandma
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…… I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…… I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR……"
His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
中文：
兩個(gè)小男孩在他們的祖父母家過夜。睡覺時(shí)間到了，這兩個(gè)小男孩跪在床上祈禱。弟弟用非常大的聲音祈禱著，“我祈求有一輛新自行車……我祈求有一個(gè)新游戲機(jī)……我祈求有一個(gè)新錄像機(jī)……”
他的哥哥用胳膊肘輕輕地碰了他一下，說：“你為什么這么大聲地喊叫呢？上帝又不是聾子。”
弟弟聽了回答道：“上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀！”
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