粗心的理發師--雙語幽默笑話
barber: were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
理發員：你進來時是不是系著紅圍巾？
customer: no.
顧客：沒有呀。
barber: oh, then i must have cut your throat.
理發員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。
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