股票下跌的緣由--雙語幽默漫畫
"Every time you yell at me,your body temperature rises,the air conditioner has to work harder,energy costs go up,profits go down,and your stock loses value."
每次你沖我大喊時,你的體溫升高,空調不得不強勁制冷,我們的能耗增大,利潤下降,引起你的股票下跌。
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