那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事45：半杯水

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Half glass Of Water
半杯水

TO the optimist，the glass is half full.to the pessmist,the glass is haIf empty.To theengIneer,the gIaSs is twice as big as it needs to be．
對于樂觀主義者，這玻璃杯有一半是滿的：對于悲觀主義者，這玻璃杯有一半是空的。對于工程師，這玻璃杯比實際需要大了一倍。

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