你娶了我的母親
You Married Mine
“Daddy,”said the little boy,“I want to get married.”
“Oh！”said his father jokingly,“Who did you have in mind？”
“Grandma.”said the little boy.
“Wait a minute,”said his father.“You didn't think I'd let you marry my mother, did you？”
“Why not？”said the little boy.“You married mine.”
你娶了我的母親
“爸爸，”小男孩說：“我要結婚。”
“哦！”他父親開玩笑地說：“你的意中人是誰呢？”
“奶奶?！毙∧泻⒄f。
“等一下。”他父親說：“你不會以為我會讓你娶我的母親吧？”
“為什么不呢？”小男孩說：“你娶的就是我母親?！?/p>
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