三條理由
Teacher： Stone， give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Stone： Ma says so， Pa says so， and you say so！
老師：斯通，說(shuō)出三條理由來(lái)證明地球是圓的。
斯通：媽媽是這么說(shuō)的，爸爸是這么說(shuō)的，你也是這么說(shuō)的。
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