Family Joke(32)
In the name of the Lord God：One day a sergeant came back home and said to his wife：Everything has changed in the army. From now on，he added，we are free to follow the orders of our officers and we can discuss the matters with them. His wife answered：That is in the army. Here at home none of that. Get up and wash the dishes！
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