那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事153：最好的獎賞
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Best reward
最好的獎賞
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand.
一名海軍軍官從甲板上掉人海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。
The officer asked how he could reward him.
這位軍官問如何才能酬謝他。
"The best way,sir,"said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it.lf the other fellows knew l'd pulled you out,they'd chuck me in．"
“長官，最好的辦法，”這名水手說，“就是別聲張這事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會把我扔下去的。”
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