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永遠三十歲

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    A judge asked the defendant her age.

    法官問被告多大歲數了。

    "Thirty,"she replied.

    “三十”她答道。

    "You've given that age in this court for the last three years."

    “過去三年你都說是這個年齡。”

    "Yes. I'm not one of those who says one thing today and another thing tomorrow."

    “是的。我不是那種今天說一個樣,明天又說另一個樣的人。”

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