英語幽默笑話30秒Unit23：: Why me lord主啊為什么是我(雙語)
A man was wandering around in a field ,
有名男子在田野里徘徊
thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,
心里想著他的老婆對他有多么好，他多么幸運擁有她。
He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
他問上帝：“你為什么要把她造得這么心地善良？”
The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."
主響應說：“我兒 呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
“你為什么要把她造得這么貌美呢？”
"So you could love her,my son ."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
“你為什么要把她造成一個很會做飯菜的人呢？”
"So you could love her,my son."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
The man thought about this.
這名男子想了一下這件事。
Then he said ," I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her so stupid? "
然后他說:“我并不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什么的,可是，你為什么把她造得這么笨？”
"So she could love you,my son."
“ 我兒呀，這樣她就會愛你呀。”
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