那個(gè)男人到底是誰(shuí)？
After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."
經(jīng)過(guò)一個(gè)晚上的纏綿后，年輕的小伙子翻過(guò)身，從牛仔褲里拿出一根香煙，可是卻找不到打火機(jī)。于是他問(wèn)身邊的女孩是否有打火機(jī)。
女孩回答道：“在最上面的抽屜里也許有火柴。”
小伙子打開(kāi)桌子旁邊的抽屜，找到一盒火柴，火柴下面放著一個(gè)相框，里面有張男人的照片。很自然地，小伙子有點(diǎn)擔(dān)心。
小伙子緊張地問(wèn)道：“這是你丈夫嗎？”
女孩依偎在小伙子身上回答說(shuō)：“不是，傻瓜。”
小伙子接著問(wèn)道：“那是你的男朋友嗎？”
女孩在小伙子耳邊輕輕說(shuō)道：“不，根本不是。”
小伙子感到非常迷惑：“那他到底是誰(shuí)呢？”
女孩――湯尼平靜地回答到：“那是手術(shù)前的我。”
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