一睡醒，就被炒魷魚了
As soon as you wake up， you're fired
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours， and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him， he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep，" it read， "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up， you're fired."
我的同事有好幾小時(shí)不見人了。我們瘋了地到處找他。最后老板發(fā)現(xiàn)，他正在睡大覺。沒叫醒他，老板悄無聲息地在我的同事的胸前放了個(gè)紙條。“睡覺時(shí)”，條上寫著，“你是我的員工，醒來你就不是了。”
英語 娛樂
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