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毒蛇的疑問

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    Snake Talk Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?"

    The other replied, "You're darn right we're poisonous! We're rattlesnakes(響尾蛇)。 Why do you ask?"

    To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."

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