英文笑話：Chicken soup 雞湯

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Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"

Joe在住院，一天午餐時間，他看了看自己的飯菜，說：“我不喜歡雞湯，拿點別的給我吧。”醫院的護工說：“雞湯對您的身體有好處，醫生說您得喝這個。” 無論如何，Joe還是不肯喝。那天晚上，和Joe同房間的一個病人得了嚴重的胃病，于是護士過來給他灌腸。可是他們搞錯了，給Joe做了灌腸。第二個禮拜，Joe出院時，新住進來的病人問他覺得醫院怎么樣。Joe告訴他：“這個醫院本身是很好的，但是他們對伙食真的很嚴格，如果他們讓你喝雞湯，你最好喝了它，不然他們會半夜過來硬是從你后面塞進去！”

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