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Cannibal jokes (1)

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    Cannibal jokes (一)

    A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street.

    The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she was too skinny.

    After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman."Sure son," the father replied, drooling. I will take her home and eat you mother!"

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