No Problem 沒(méi)問(wèn)題

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A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you？" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

一個(gè)禿頭的男人坐在理發(fā)店里。發(fā)型師問(wèn)：“有什么可以幫你嗎？”那個(gè)人解釋說(shuō)：“我本來(lái)要去做頭發(fā)移植，但實(shí)在太疼了。如果你能夠讓我的頭發(fā)看起來(lái)像你的一樣，而且沒(méi)有任何痛苦，我將付給你5000美元。”

“沒(méi)問(wèn)題，”發(fā)型師說(shuō)，然后他很快幫自己剃了個(gè)光頭。

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