英語笑話：我的狗不識字

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　　導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……

He Can’t Read

　 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.

　我的狗不識字

　布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把心愛的小狗給丟了！

　史密斯夫人：那你該在報紙上登廣告啊！

　布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。

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