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英語幽默精讀【114】A Woman's answer

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  A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"

  "Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

  ※ Notes

  (1) create v.創造
  (2) foolish adj.愚蠢的

 

  ※ Exercises

  根據短文回答下列問題:

  ① Who were talking to each other?
  ② What question did the husband raise?
  ③ The wife thought for a while before she answered, didn't she?
  ④ How did the wife think of the reason?
  ⑤ How did she answer the question?

  ※ 譯文

婦女的回答

  一位丈夫對他的妻子說:“為什么上帝把婦女創造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”

  “噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很簡單。上帝使我們如此美麗,男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們如此愚蠢,我們才會嫁給他們。”

  ※ 練習參考答案

  ① A husband and his wife.
  ② He asked why God create women to be beautiful but foolish.
  ③ No. She answered at once.
  ④ Very simple.
  ⑤ She said that God made women beautiful so men would love them; God made women foolish so they would men.

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