英語幽默精讀【114】A Woman's answer
A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
※ Notes
(1) create v.創造
(2) foolish adj.愚蠢的
※ Exercises
根據短文回答下列問題:
① Who were talking to each other?
② What question did the husband raise?
③ The wife thought for a while before she answered, didn't she?
④ How did the wife think of the reason?
⑤ How did she answer the question?
※ 譯文
婦女的回答
一位丈夫對他的妻子說:“為什么上帝把婦女創造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”
“噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很簡單。上帝使我們如此美麗,男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們如此愚蠢,我們才會嫁給他們。”
※ 練習參考答案
① A husband and his wife.
② He asked why God create women to be beautiful but foolish.
③ No. She answered at once.
④ Very simple.
⑤ She said that God made women beautiful so men would love them; God made women foolish so they would men.
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