祖先
Benson was a Boston merchant and very proud of his handwriting and his ancestry． After giving a Jew salesman a norder， he gazed at his signature and said：“Pretty good writing that．Do you know one of my ancestors signed the Declaration of Independence？”
"oh， well，" said the Jew，"you haf not tings on me，vun of my ancestors signed the Ten Commandments．"
祖先
本森是個波士頓商人，對自己的書法和祖先都頗為得意。他給一個猶太推銷員開了張定單后，凝視著自己的簽名說：“這字寫得真不錯。你知道嗎，我有個祖先在《獨立宣言》上 簽了字？”
“噢，是嗎，”猶太人說，“你可比不了我，我有個祖先 在《十誡》上簽了字。”
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