英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Be a driver 永遠是駕駛員（中英雙語）
57.Be a driver
57.永遠是駕駛員!
Our oldest son, Willy, a helicopter pilot stationed at Fort Rucker，Alaska, lives and breathes flying. When he called to say he'd be driving home for Christmas，a 16-hour trip,we were surprised. "Why don`t you fly home?"my wife asked.
我的大兒子威利，是阿拉斯加州福特羅克墓地的一名直升飛機駕駛員，生活、呼吸在飛行中。圣誕節快到的時侯，他打電話告訴我們他要駕車回來，有16個小時的旅途。我們嚇了一跳。“你為什么不坐飛機回來呢?”我妻子問他。
"Because,"Willy replied, "I hate riding in the back!”
威利說:“因為我討厭坐在飛機的后面。”
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