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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(10)
- Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it，so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed“Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river.”suddenly the man bec...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(11)
- Ranking：3.87 / 178 Ranking 1 Bad 2 Not That Bad 3 Pretty Good 4 Good 5 Very Funny A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his a...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(12)
- Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend，either the car is new or the girlfriend is.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(13)
- A family went to a hospital，where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked，“What will the cost of a new brain be？”The doctor replied，“A female brain...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(14)
- “Cash，check or charge？”the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet，the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her p...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(15)
- Girl：You remind me of the sea. Boy：Why？Because I‘m so wild and romantic？ Girl：No. You make me sick.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(16)
- A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night‘s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.“The chicken sounds good；I’ll have that，”the woman says....
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(17)
- Q：How does an archeologist tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton？ A：He knows it‘s a female skeleton if the jawbone is worn down.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(18)
- Q：How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper？？ A：Don‘t know. It’s never been done！！！！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(19)
- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(20)
- After 17 years of marriage，a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(21)
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(22)
- Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel，and hubby was losing his temper.“Be careful，”he said to his wife.“You will bring out the animal in me.” “So what？”his wife shot ba...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(23)
- A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish，unlike English，nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.“House”for instance，is feminine：“l(fā)a casa.” “Pencil，”howeve...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(25)
- Q：Why was Adam the happiest man ever lived？ A：Because he was the only man without a mother-in-law.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(26)
- Q. How do you know when a woman is going to say something smart？ A. It will start with“He said……”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(24)
- A man sees a beautiful woman. Approaching her，and in his coolest Barry White tone says：“If good looks where a minute，you would be an hour” The woman looks deep into the man‘s eyes and in he...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(27)
- Q：How do you know that a man is about to say something smart？ A：It will always start with“she said……”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(28)
- Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(29)
- Mrs. Smith‘s elderly husband doesn’t feel well so she takes him to the dr. Mr. Smith leaves her in the waiting room for a while. Finally the Dr. comes and says，“Mrs. Smith I‘m sorry to tell...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(30)
- A women‘s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said，“Where would man be today if it were not for woman？” She paused a moment and looked around the room.“I repeat，where would man be...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(31)
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn‘t need.更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- Man Vs. Woman Joke(33)
- What is the difference between a woman and a battery？ “A battery always has a positive side.”更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續(xù)關注 英語作文大全幽默 笑話...
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- 永遠三十歲
- A judge asked the defendant her age. 法官問被告多大歲數了。 "Thirty，"she replied. “三十”她答道。 "You've given that age in this court for the last three years." “過去三年你都...
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- 沉睡者
- The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. 牧師非常生氣，因為總有一個人在他說教時打瞌睡。 As the man was snoring in the front...
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