外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹171：主日課(中英)
A boy arrived late to his Sunday school class. He was normally punctual so the teacher asked if anything was wrong. The boy admitted that he had originally planned to go fishing, but his father had told him he must go to church instead. Impressed, the teacher asked if the boy’s father had explained why it was more important for him to go to church than to go fishing. "Yes，”the youngster replied. "He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”
一個小男孩上主日課遲到了?？伤綍r總是很準時的，所以老師就問他是不是出了什么問題。小男孩回答說，他本來計劃今天去釣魚的，但是他的父親卻讓他必須去教堂。老師很感動，接著問他的父親有沒有告訴他為什么去教堂比釣魚更重要?“是的，”小男孩回答說，“他說他帶的魚餌不夠兩個人用。”
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