An old man was tired from riding his bike，and decided to hitch hike. A guy in his red Corvette pulled up to give him a lift. When the old man brought out his bike that he had leaned up against...
Post Haste My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possible. Struck by the urgency in...
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"The candidate said, "In...
Not fair
A:Mr.Brown died yesterday,are you going to attend his funeral?
B:No,of course not!
A:Why not?I thought you were friends.
B:It wouldn't be fair if I did.
A:Not fair?...
Only Once A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried. "Yes, he was," the man replied. "Do you actually put your...
A candidate for city council was doing some door-to-door campaigning，and things were going pretty well，he thought，till he came to the house of a grouchy-looking fellow. After the candidate‘s lit...
Ladies and Gentlemen，hobos and tramps，cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants，I stand before you yet sit right beside you to tell you a story I know nothing about. Admission is free；so pay at th...
Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. One day, he went out with his little son. He was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. After a time,...
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" ...
Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?tudent: Big hands.譯文：大手 老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個...
