趣味圖片英語笑話:Earth 地球(雙語)
It seems this planet at one point was inhabited, but that all life is dead after an all-destructive war...
似乎在這個星球上一度有人居住,但是所有的生命都死于破壞性戰爭……
If Earth gets a visit on January 1
如果地球在1月1日被訪問
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