一則笑話測試你的英語水平

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I have heard one sad story of a hitchhiker who went into a shop and saw the sign "Lift" but found it too heavy, then saw the sign "Pet Supplies" so he did, this wasn't too bad but then he went outside and saw the sign "Compact Cars" and went to prison for ten years.看懂了嗎？這段話的真正意思是：我曾聽說過一個倒霉的故事，有一個搭車者，走進一家商店，看見一個標簽上寫著“舉起來”，可是那個東西太重了；看見一個標簽上寫著“拍拍商品”，于是就拍了拍，這也沒什么；但當他走出商店時，又看見一個標簽，上面寫著“砸汽車”，結果被判坐牢十年。

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