英漢雙語笑話習題簿11.4.7
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢？ 年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。
問題：要是你該如何辨別了？回答：O(∩_∩)O~。
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