那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事106：我是來給你開通電話的
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot ,the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you ?"The man said, "Yeah ,l've come to activate your phone lines."
一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。他租用了漂亮的辦公室，還在辦公室里放了古董作裝飾。一天，這位年輕人正在辦公室里面坐著，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。為顯示他是個成功的老板，這位年輕人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣，開口就是高價。最后，他掛上聽筒卮問進來的那個人：“您有事嗎？”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的
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