我們啥也沒留！
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:
NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!
布朗太太要出門一整天，她鎖好屋子，并在門上釘了張條子給送奶員：家里沒人，啥都別留。
等她晚上回來時，發現家里被破門而入，洗劫一空。在她留的條子上，看到加了這樣的話：謝謝！我們啥也沒留！
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