雙語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 電影中的驚人俗套場(chǎng)景①
電影中的雷同俗套場(chǎng)景被導(dǎo)演們都用爛了：警察永遠(yuǎn)在事情結(jié)束之后才到、又或是主角不死定律……掌握它，你說(shuō)不定也能當(dāng)導(dǎo)演哦！
Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.正直、敬業(yè)的老警察，按慣例會(huì)在退休前三天遭槍擊受傷或身亡。
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while diving.
口紅一旦涂上就不會(huì)掉——即使去潛水。
You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
在任何戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)中的任何戰(zhàn)役里你生還的幾率都非常大，除非你犯了個(gè)錯(cuò)誤——給別人看了你遠(yuǎn)在家鄉(xiāng)的心上人的照片。
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
一個(gè)男人即使是遭到了毒打，你也看不出他疼，但當(dāng)一個(gè)女人試著給他清理傷口的時(shí)候，他卻會(huì)因?yàn)樘弁炊娌坎粫r(shí)抽搐。
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
如果你能（在畫(huà)面中）看見(jiàn)一大塊玻璃，那么不久就會(huì)有人被拋過(guò)去砸穿它。
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
所有超市購(gòu)物袋里都裝著至少一根法式長(zhǎng)棍面包。
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
從巴黎任何一棟建筑物的窗戶(hù)望出去都能看到埃菲爾鐵塔。
Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not.
絕大多數(shù)人都住得起位于紐約市的寬敞的閣樓式公寓——不管他們有沒(méi)有工作。
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
如果你決定拆除一顆炸彈，那就別為該切斷哪根電線而傷腦筋，因?yàn)槟愕倪x擇總是對(duì)的。
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