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A True Confession 真實的告解(雙語)

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  A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."

  有一個男人走進告解室說:“我犯罪了”。


  "What did you do?"asks the priest.

  神父 問 :“你做了什么?”


  "I committed a murder."

  “我犯了謀殺罪”


  The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

  神父說:“你喝一口圣杯的圣水,你就得饒恕。”


  A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."

  有一個男人走進告解室說:“我犯罪了”。


  The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"

  神父問他: “你做了什么?”


  "I robbed six banks."

  “我搶了六家銀行”


  The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."

  神父說:“你喝一口圣杯的圣水,你就得饒恕。”


  Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."

  另一個男人走進告解室說:“我犯罪了”。


  " What did you do?" asks the priest,

  神父問:“你做了什么?”


  "I broke the holy cup."

  “我把圣杯打破了”。


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