中國各大銀行英文簡稱搞笑版
中國各大銀行簡稱——搞笑版
1.中國建設(shè)銀行——cbc（constructionbankofchina）——“存不存？”
2.中國農(nóng)業(yè)銀行——abc（agriculturebankofchina）——“啊，不存。”
2.中國銀行——boc（bankofchina）——“不,我存！”
4.中國工商銀行——icbc——“愛存不存。”
5.民生銀行——cmsb——“存嗎？傻比”
6.招商銀行——cmbc——“存嗎？？白癡！”
7.興業(yè)銀行——cib——“存一百”
8.國家開發(fā)銀行——cdb——存點(diǎn)吧！
9.北京市商業(yè)銀行——bccb——“白存存不？”
10.匯豐銀行——hsbc——“還是不存。”
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