照相機(jī)Camera--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
Camera
照相機(jī)
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap, disposable model. Sal asked the owner, "Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?"
在前往威蒙特參加一個(gè)婚禮的路上，我和丈夫意識(shí)到我們忘了帶照相機(jī)。我們?cè)谝患野儇浬痰觊T(mén)前停了下來(lái)，希望能夠買到一種便宜的，一次性照相機(jī)。薩爾問(wèn)店主：“你們有那種用了就扔的照相機(jī)嗎？”
"Look, fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
“我說(shuō)，小伙子，”店主回答說(shuō)，“我可不管你買了之后怎么處理它。”
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