Joke 34
A pretty， well-dressed young lady stopped a taxi in a big square， and said to the driver， 'Do you see that young man at the other side of this square？'
'Yes，' said the taxi-driver. The young man was standing outside a restaurant and looking impatiently at his watch every few seconds.
'Take me over there，' said the young lady.
There were a lot of cars and buses and trucks in the square， so the taxi-driver asked， 'Are you afraid to cross the street？'
'Oh， no！' said the young lady. 'But I am three- quarters of an hour late. I said that I would meet that young man for lunch at one o'clock， and it is now a quarter to two. If I arrive in a taxi， it will at least seem as if I have tried not to be too late.'
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