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Doctors Joke (22)

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  A man is surprised to receives a call from his doctor. The doctor says,“I‘m sorry,but I have some bad news and some worse news.”

  “Well,alright,give me the bad news first,”said the man.“Well,”said the doctor,“The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live.”

  “Holy Cow!That is some bad news!”the man exclaimed.“What news could be worse than that?”he asked.“The worse news is that I have been trying to reach you since yesterday.”

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